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"War on Christmas"

Every year, The Usual Suspects get their underwear in a wad over the "war on Christmas." This "war" seems to consist of saying "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." I have to say, this whole brouhaha is (as typical with The Usual Suspects) historically illiterate.

First, Christmas is at least somewhat a pagan holiday. There is no date given in the Bible for Jesus's birth, and the contextual evidence points to March or April, not December. (Shepherds aren't in the fields in winter because the sheep are in barns. They are out in spring because the sheep are out having baby sheep.) Christmas was set on December 25 because that was around the date of a Roman holiday, Saturnalia, a celebration of the Roman god Saturn. (Also a bit of a drunk-fest.)

Second, I knew that at least some Christians, most notably the Puritans of Massachusetts, had outlawed the celebration of Christmas. (Now, that's a real war!) Then today I read this fascinating article about the history of Christmas in America.

Now, I've mentioned before that 19th century holidays tended to be rowdy drunk-fests. I learned that the tradition of caroling was really "thuggish extortion with threat of violence." I also learned that Washington Irving was the first guy put on the job of civilizing Christmas. (He failed.)

In short, (from the article) Christmas in America isn’t a religious holiday that got hijacked by secularists and merchants; it was a manufactured secular holiday, made by merchants, whose followers adapted it for religious purposes.

So anybody complaining about a "war on Christmas" gets short sympathy from me.

Comments

daveon
Dec. 20th, 2013 06:27 pm (UTC)
The thing is, the people screaming loudly about the 'War on Christmas' are missing a few things:

1) THERE IS NO WAR - CHRISTMAS WON
2) Christmas as they perceive it is a really REALLY recent invention, last 120ish years recent - the reason Scrooge wasn't giving Bob Cratchett Christmas Day off is it was a working day... and we know who forced the honest job makers to accept all those stupid holidays...
3) Yes, it can be offensive to some people to wish them a Merry Christmas when they're not Christians... on the other hand, the correct response by ANYBODY to being wish a Merry _something_ is to say "Thank you, and you too..."

That said, the alternative form of Merry Christmas in the UK has been Seasons Greetings for as long as I can remember and that works too.
baron_waste
Dec. 20th, 2013 06:59 pm (UTC)
You can also dodge the whole question and just wish people a Happy New Year, in Soviet fashion. [Though «С Новым Годом!» really means “A New Year!” I guess if Dear Leader lets you have another year you're presumed to be happy on general principles…]
daveon
Dec. 20th, 2013 08:40 pm (UTC)
Well, there's some religious agreement with the Soviet position, if my memory serves the Russian Orthodox, and in fact, the other orthodox faiths tend to celebrate the Epiphany ahead of Christmas anyway.
chris_gerrib
Dec. 20th, 2013 09:22 pm (UTC)
I know all my Orthodox coworkers (Greek, Ukrainian and Serbian) don't celebrate Christmas, but do take Epiphany off of work. I would assume that the Russians do the same.
chris_gerrib
Dec. 20th, 2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
THERE IS NO WAR - CHRISTMAS WON

Yes - when was the last time your place of business shut down at noon the day before Kwanza? Or Passover? Or really any religious holiday?
daveon
Dec. 20th, 2013 08:43 pm (UTC)
Well, coming from the UK, that would be Easter, specifically Good Friday and Easter Monday :)
chris_gerrib
Dec. 20th, 2013 09:24 pm (UTC)
I did not know that. (Perhaps that's obvious.)

Which makes me wonder why America didn't pick up the same custom.

It also clarifies why all the UK-ians in SF talk about Eastercon like it was a big deal.
daveon
Dec. 20th, 2013 11:20 pm (UTC)
Well it is the national con, but yes, it's a 4 day weekend so it's an ideal weekend.
daveon
Dec. 20th, 2013 11:21 pm (UTC)
UK has a state religion of course :)

I'm thinking that's a good way to defang Christianity ;)

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